Odd Compliments

Hello all! Happy Monday! A most Happy Monday indeed because this is the last Monday I will ever have in the insurance industry. THIS IS EXCITING NEWS, FRIENDS! If you're not in the industry, you may not completely understand my sheer excitement here. One day, I started to blog about it so you'd understand why but half way through, I changed my mind. This is my virtual happy place. No insurance babble of any kind is allowed. Mostly because it's not that entertaining and would probably consist of me whining a lot...and we all know nobody likes a whiner. We're getting off track here...

Anyway, I've come across a new favorite of mine: Daily Odd Compliments. These are ...a-maze-ing (please allow two seconds per syllable to say that in order to fully comprehend the amazingness I'm trying to write about. Go back and reread that part if you need to. I'll wait....)

...Not only do they encapsulate all the awkwardness that I completely relate too, but they make me smile - kind of like the same smile I make when I see a gas station after three hours of driving in the middle of Kansas (middle of nowhere) with nothing but that 64 oz of root beer on my mind. True story.

I'm in a splendid mood, the sun is shining, and I ate the most splendid oatmeal for breakfast this morning. That's right. I said splendid twice in one sentence. This is a perfect reason for me to shower you lovelies with the most awkward compliments ever...simply because I'm very thankful that you take time out of your busy day to read my thoughts. What a great way to make a girl feel good!

Please note that I came up with...none of these. I'm not that hilarious.

They are all from the beautiful mind of

 Logan Rhoades, creator of ---> http://dailyoddcompliment.tumblr.com/

Hey! I just wanted to tell you...

You make me happy in a way that puppies licking my face makes me happy.

 Hehe...cut it out puppies.

Okay, keep going.

You know?

-and-

You make my dreams come true.

Aside from the weird ones.

But it's best not to talk about those.

Hey, what's that?

Not my weird dreams. Let's move on.

-and-

You know how there is a card section

called "Blank Inside"?

Well, if you were a card, you'd be called

"Beautiful Inside and Out.

Also With a Nice Personality."

-and-

I'm so glad you're not clingy.

Unlike the finger residue from Cheetos.

I swear, it's like every time I'm done eating them,

I have a chore to do.

-and-

I believe in you,

like I believe deer hooves

are really just tiny little gloves

for their tiny little deer hands.

Which, for the record, is something
I believe in fully.

-and-

Honey Badgers care about you.

Which is ironic because, as we all know,

honey badgers are not well known

for their feelings of admiration.

And yet here we are,

talking about how much they care about you.

I swear, animals are so neat like that.

-and-

You're like the prettiest thing I've seen today.

And I was looking at, like, a bunch

 of sunset pictures this morning,

so.....

Call me old-fashioned,

but I would give you an apple.

I know that doesn't seem like a big deal now,

but like, a hundred years ago,

giving someone an apple was a sign of respect.

I should also mention that I don't know history.

-and-

I like you as much as

a cat likes to be left alone.

"Don't touch me."

(that was the cat)

-and-

I wish I could test your hugs,

I'm known for giving the best hugs ever,

but your posts make me so happy

that I figure you have

to be an amazing hugger.

Ahhh, there. Don't you feel so much happier now? Are those not some of the best compliments...EVER?? I see you sitting there in front of your screen. You look like this right now:

...and might I add that you look so cute right now, making that face, that I want to throw a rainbow at you. That's right: a rainbow. Except 'throw' sounds violent and not so fun. So let me correct that:
I want to...toss a rainbow at you.



Okay, that's enough gooberiness for now. Take care, friends :)